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BONJOUR, HI, IM ASTRA AND I LIKE DARK COMEDY

I like things that push the status quo!

That mostly means edgy shit, but I digress.

I'm also not a coder in the slightest - but I'm also masochistic, so this site is an under-construction labour of my blood sweat and tears.

That means abandoned until I get bored and decide to overhaul it or in the case of my previous website remake it from the ground up, baby!

Also DON'T press the buttons down below! You totally don't want to press the buttons down below...